How to add extra fun to your Roller Coaster Ride ?

Carry some extra nut bolts with you. 

Just before ride begins, tap on the shoulders of guy in front of you and say….

“Bhaisab ye aapke seat se gira he…😜:D

Height of Misunderstanding:

Wife not talking to Husband & Thinking that She is giving Punishment to Him.

The iCloud hack of actresses and their naked pics
Enjoy!!

Alyson and Amanda Mich http://imgur.com/a/KGumB#0

Avril Lavigne – http://imgur.com/a/YT31C#0

Emily Ratajkowski(new) – https://imgur.com/a/LEVjC#0

Hayden Panettiere – http://imgur.com/a/Locsy#0

Hope Solo – https://imgur.com/a/2caLw#0

Jennifer Lawrence(new) – Imgur took the album down. Will reupload as soon as possible.

Kim Kardashian – http://imgur.com/a/JDoT9#0

Lake Bell – http://imgur.com/a/o9OUt#0

Leelee Sobieski – http://imgur.com/a/NIChr#0

Sarah Hyland – https://imgur.com/a/Mtohd#0

Vanessa Hudgens – http://imgur.com/a/fGSt4#0
Agradecendo novamente a Apple pelos novos leaks..
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The Second Cumming V2 Complete Album -http://imgur.com/a/YlCh9#0

Abigail Spencer – http://imgur.com/a/D3RtJ#0

Amber Heard – http://imgur.com/a/7tuQe#0

Candice Swanepoel – http://imgur.com/a/KPwzD#0

Emily Ratajkowski – http://imgur.com/a/LEVjC#0

Leelee Sobieski – http://imgur.com/a/NIChr#0

Leven Rambin – http://imgur.com/a/D9MaC#0

Megan Boone – http://imgur.com/a/kLGlg#0

Megan Good – http://imgur.com/a/Ew9CS#0

Rachel Nicols – http://imgur.com/a/FK5Ni#0

Rihanna – http://imgur.com/a/L1fJU#0

Scarlett Johansson – http://imgur.com/a/gHIDe#0

Yvonne Strahovski – http://imgur.com/a/r7DVj#0

Viel Spass !
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Soooo jetzt geht es los
Für jeden Geschmack was dabei
[22.10. 17:50] Enzo: Lady Gaga : http://imgur.com/a/OxgBq
Taylor Swift : http://imgur.com/a/VKeoI
Kaley Cuoco “The big bang…” : http://imgur.com/a/nPxXq
JennetteMC “Sam”do icarly : http://imgur.com/a/IWy98
Miley Cyrus : http://imgur.com/a/BxNW9
Jennifer Lopez : http://imgur.com/a/Jysz8
Nick Minaj : http://imgur.com/a/AB2hW
Selena Gomez : http://imgur.com/a/Vxr5K
Paris Hilton : http://imgur.com/a/YhNOv
Rihanna : http://imgur.com/a/Uju3E
Jessica Alba : http://imgur.com/a/3oYNT
Kim Kardashian : http://imgur.com/a/cxk7z
Victoria Justice : http://imgur.com/a/KyaiC
Kirsten Dunst : http://imgur.com/a/1LQe2
Yvonne Strahovski : http://imgur.com/a/rhZoQ
Vida Guerra : http://imgur.com/a/6FPzY
Velvet Sky : http://imgur.com/a/YQvZX
Vanessa Hudgens : http://imgur.com/a/6KHn7
Teresa Palmer : http://imgur.com/a/cnon6
Tenna Torres : http://imgur.com/a/UNOUx
Shiri Appleby : http://imgur.com/a/zGHTv
Scarlett Johansson : http://imgur.com/a/3Zzv6
Sarah Shahi : http://imgur.com/a/4CTOy
Sarah Hyland : http://imgur.com/a/FKITM
Robyn Bewersdorf : http://imgur.com/a/f4inj
Renee Olstead : http://imgur.com/a/Eq4Kx
Priscila “Bom dia e compania” : http://imgur.com/a/1NaMJ
Paige Duke : http://imgur.com/a/wvUMT
Olivia Munn : http://imgur.com/a/yVHCQ
Mila Kunis : http://imgur.com/a/ng9kv
Michelle Trachtenberg : http://imgur.com/a/7ixGA
Michelle Keegan : http://imgur.com/a/sdhcr
Michalka Sisters : http://imgur.com/a/bJ8FR
Mellisa Clarke : http://imgur.com/a/qBenB
Melissa Benoist : http://imgur.com/a/IzmWz
Melina Perez : http://imgur.com/a/As6nV
Meagan Good : http://imgur.com/a/tQ6E2
McKayla Maroney : http://imgur.com/a/oPWtk
May Anderson : http://imgur.com/a/PqxgO
Mary Elizabeth Winstead : http://imgur.com/a/D1owe
Marion Peru : http://imgur.com/a/zsADv
Marina Ruy Barbosa : http://imgur.com/a/8pjPU
Lori Heuring : http://imgur.com/a/1dGPD
Lizzy Caplan : http://imgur.com/a/KXqXG
Leven Rambin : http://imgur.com/a/sDThk
Leilani Dowding : http://imgur.com/a/bE1Jj
LeeLee Sobieski : http://imgur.com/a/EO92A
Lea Michele : http://imgur.com/a/sMJhq
Lake Bell : http://imgur.com/a/dwU70
Lady Sybil : http://imgur.com/a/sGUvK
Krysten Ritter : http://imgur.com/a/2mkKp
Kristen Bredehoeft : http://imgur.com/a/kf5Dz
Kreayshawn : http://imgur.com/a/TKoag
Kate Upton : http://imgur.com/a/0f9fY
Kate Micucci : http://imgur.com/a/bWgGy
Kate Bosworth : http://imgur.com/a/fU5Bf
Kat Dennings : http://imgur.com/a/eYZpU
Joy Corrigan : http://imgur.com/a/KLGQN
Jordan Hinson : http://imgur.com/a/AZDGW
JLaw : http://imgur.com/a/fukPs
Jill Scott : http://imgur.com/a/L3Oug
Jessica Brown : http://imgur.com/a/1P6Ab
Jenny McCarthy : http://imgur.com/a/MSZ1E
Hape Solo : http://imgur.com/a/W3iJM
Hilary Duff : http://imgur.com/a/VGUR2
Heather Morris : http://imgur.com/a/K9PEB
Hayley Williams : http://imgur.com/a/9j1fb
Hayden Panettiere : http://imgur.com/a/GGkQI
Gabrielle Union : http://imgur.com/a/HHXDj
Gabi Grecko : http://imgur.com/a/vrGyQ
Emily Ratajkowski : http://imgur.com/a/HdBAX

E-Mail Note from a man in Sheffield to his friend in Birmingham:

I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood. So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch.

I’ve planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISI in its centre.
 
Now,the Yorkshire police, the National Security Bureau, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in Europe are all watching my house 24x7x365.
 
My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes shopping.  I’m followed to and from work every day.  So no one bothers me at all.
 
I’ve never felt safer.
 
All Thanks to Pakistan.😜😜😜😜

The Rickshaw Business(Mumbai)-

It is the only profession where you can loot the common man upfront and common man cannot do any thing. Here are some of my observations.

1. They run on CNG gas and thier meter works as per Petrol price- WHY?

2. They want to increase the meter price immediately if there is an increase in the petrol price even by 50 paise, but today the petrol price has reduced by more than Rs.10, but there is no information on the reduction of Rickshaw Meter-WHY?

3. Even after we are ready to pay thier price, it is upto the rickshaw wala whether to accept the passengers drop destination-Why?

4. Rickshaw meters are tampered,even the new electronic meters- there is no random check if the meter works as per government standards.

5. If the rickshaw driver fills his CNG tank in the morning at 9 am which would cost him not more than Rs.150, he can use the same till evening 7 pm and he can make than Rs.800 to 1200 per day. 

What do I do when I travel in Rickshaw:

I start a conversation by praising the rickshaw and its great condition, even though it is not. Then I ask him Bhaiyaji, this new electronic meter is helpful or not, and listen to his crap. Most of them will be dissatisfied with the new meter. Then I tell them why are you guys unhappy, the customers are the ones who are suffering. You guys are using CNG and your meter is running on Petrol rate. Try this, the look on the drivers face will amaze you. 

Please note: Do not try this when traveling alone or at night.

We need a change on this system. Lets start a movement and share it with our new government. share it with your friends, ask the rickshaw fellows every time you travel in a rickshaw, why is your meter on petrol price.

From a Very Unhappy Mumbaikar

Good news
“Dhan Teras ko Sone Ka Rate 15,000 rahega.”

Regards,
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Sunny Leone.

10 Favourite Dialogues of any GUJARATI dad – http://thegujjugyan.com/2014/10/28/10-favourite-dialogues-of-any-gujarati-dad/

One day Jonso an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots’ cockpit when he saw a 📕book entitled “How to fly an aeroplane for beginners. Volume One”.
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He opened the first page which said, “To start the engine, press the red button.”.
He did so and the airplane engine started.
He was happy and opened the next page. “To set airplane moving press the blue🔵 button.”
He did so and the aeroplane started moving at an amazing speed.
He wanted to fly so he opened the third page which read, “To let the aeroplane fly, please press the ♻green button.”
He did this and the plane started to fly.
He was excited!!!!!!
After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go to the fourth page.

He fainted after reading the instructions…….
The fourth page read, “To learn how to land, please purchase Volume Two at the nearest bookstore!!!!

कर्म किये जा फल की चिंता मत कर

हड़ताल  नेट को सस्ता करने के लिये किया था

पर

पेट्रोल सस्ता हो गया 

Height of bravery..

Biwi to pati :
main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj?? Abhi abhi beauty parlour se aayi hoon..
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Pati – Bandh tha kya ??
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